marriage matters

here's a bit of light heartedness following my venting yesterday.more so to assure you i have not lost the plot.. well entirely ; - )

Marriage teaches you more about yourself and human behaviour than i EVER thought possible.the downside is that there are some things you would have preferred not knowing.like the way your temper can flare from 0 to 100 in under 9 seconds.i have much to learn but here are some of the observations I have made thus far:

1.a wife will point out every error no matter the size and will EMPHASIZE how it makes her feel.
2.she will analyze every sentence, word and comma and often draws the most illogical conclusions.
3.she will tell her husband how she feels,using  the most polite terminology but inflicting maximum damage.
4.a husband can control his temper at crucial moments but a wife will cry or scream her temper dry.
5.a husband deals with PMS adopting the policy politicians use when dealing with striking masses.
6.a wife can cry herself to sleep and still feel miserable the next day, husbands get over things merely by sleeping.
7.both will always want to be right,but when making up they will both admit to being wrong.
8.im not sure if this applies to all marriages but this wife knows she will always,always love him(with the will of Allah)..

until you read again

ma'assalaam